Magritte the Mermaid
Fangirl with a tail.
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“Like my new hair? It’s Lady Gaga mint green.”
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“Have you seen my USB modem? I know it’s here somewhere..!”
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“My mum’s got a tail piercing. Apparently she got it in 1982 when a human accidentally shot her with a spearfishing hook.” — Magritte the Mermaid
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“Yeah, receiving parcels can be quite challenging!”
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“You carry pepper spray in your handbag? Bah… I’ve got shark eggs in my purse!”
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“No Alcatraz season 2?”
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Yes. Every mermaid goes through a shabby chic underwater grotto phase…
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“It’s a shawl. Don’t worry, I fed it earlier today.”
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“Tickets to the Cosmopolis premiere? Bah… I have an Evian bottle that Robert Pattinson once threw into the ocean. Beat that, girls.” — Magritte the Mermaid
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“You’ve never heard of Tazos? Seriously?!”
